What? You’d like a million of them, you say? Right this way for the full instructions.
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I'm trying to hold my shit together.
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I’m going to get these printed on canvases and put up in my new house ^__^
MRREEEEHHHHH
I’m stressing out over this bloody house thing again which means I can’t sleep D:
Fuck you landlord why could you just be a decent human being for once in your miserable bastard life.
This time next week i better be a millionaire or moved into my sweet new place or someone will die
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if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can
what if its a baby
dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
HOLY MOTHER OF
IF THAT ISN’T HIS NAME FOR IT THAN HE IS MISSING A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
he probably calls it “size-doesn’t-matter ben”
I’m pretty sure they have renamed it to Elizabeth Tower …
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why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
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